Posted 22 hours ago
er, er... okay... why... wh-why are y-you such a j-jerk to pret-ty much e-everybody? D>"
spaghettinom asked

spaghettinom:

askgarymfoak:

I’m not a jerk…!

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b-but you kind o-of are.. //is so much shorter so pokes his arm//

… Just how short ARE you? You know I’m like…four feet tall at the most, right?

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

zombiemiki:

I love this line of plush! Umbreon is especially perfect.

Okay but Eevee has Gary-hair and I’m kind of confused.

Posted 22 hours ago

miketooch:

eileenpaints:

Apparently this is a restaurant chain in Delaware now and they have their own sexual jazz theme song on their website turn up your volume it’s worth it oh god

Something in Delaware’s been mentioned on Tumblr?! :v Now I feel obligated to eat here…

They forgot to mention Master Baiter’s of New Castle, Delaware. Also, Crabby Dicks has been around forever, where the hell are they getting ‘now’ from?

Posted 22 hours ago
FOR FUCK’S SAKE GRAMPS.

FOR FUCK’S SAKE GRAMPS.

(Source: revire)

Posted 23 hours ago

jellyfilledriceballs:

i had to draw mirror brock sdgfjds

dang it I already threw out the box

Beautiful

Posted 1 day ago
er, er... okay... why... wh-why are y-you such a j-jerk to pret-ty much e-everybody? D>"
spaghettinom asked

I’m not a jerk…!

Posted 1 day ago

ash-chosenone:

askgarymfoak:

suift-duroo:

Ash: Nintendo gamer. Loves everything Nintendo puts out. Pikmin, Mario, Zelda, Starfox, Metroid.

Misty: Really enjoys the mascot platformers on her old Playstation 2. Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot. Hasn’t really stayed on top of new video games though.

Brock: Dating sims. Yeah.

Gary: Sports games. Madden, FIFA, Winning Eleven, etc.

May: Usually plays mobile games on her phone but gets really into games that allow local multiplayer with friends: Mario Kart, Mario Party, Towerfall, split screen Halo. For some odd reason she can beat everyone at these games without playing them a lot.

Max: Enjoys turn based strategy games like Fire Emblem, Hearts of Iron, and Civilization.

Drew: Japanese RPGs. Final Fantasy, Tales, Persona, Star Ocean, etc. Levels up all his chars to 99. Finds the optimal armor and weapons for all his chars. Gets really emotional over the story and characters (But don’t tell May).

Dawn: Casual motion controlled games. Stuff like Fruit Ninja and Dance Central because of how physical they are. Also really likes rhythm games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero.

Conway: Fighting games. Street Fighter, Tekken, King of the Fighters. Gets into the EVO Championships and is known in the fighting game community.

Paul: Paul doesn’t really play games. The closest game he plays is an ultra realistic Pokemon combat simulator that the league contracted for data analysis. It’s basically a spreadsheet simulator.

Kenny: Western RPGs with heavy emphasis on character customization. Skyrim, Mass Effect, Fallout. Kenny’s characters are very beefy and handsome.

Iris: “Games are for kids. I’d rather go outside.” 

Cilan: Point and click adventure games. Especially those with a mystery bent. Stuff like Sam and Max, Heavy Rain, Puzzle Agent, and Myst.

Trip: Real-time strategy games. Starcraft, Command and Conquer, Company of Heroes. Has an insane click per minute rating. Is on the Gold ladder on Battle.net.

Clemont: A hardcore PC gamer. Really enjoys MMORPGs like Final Fantasy XIV and EVE Online. Has a tricked out PC with the latest CPU and water cooled graphics card. Unfortunately the water cooling solution sometimes leaks… 

Bonnie: Stealth games. She’s surprisingly very good at sneaking and staying hidden.

Serena: Life management games. Stuff like The Sims, Idolmaster, and Aikatsu. Really enjoys Idolmaster and Aikatsu a lot though…

Disagreeing on Gary’s. I don’t know what anyone’s going off of there, I guess the whole ‘he’s a dick’ thing, but really? I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy wasn’t some sort of completion-ist. If anything, Gary’s the guy who plays Bioshock because he’s got some kind of science boner over Plasmids and Tears and infinite possibilities.

This is the guy who whips out Super Smash Brothers whenever friends come over, because he likes the challenge, but I bet you anything the same little nerd is playing WoW late at night organizing raids. That’s not to say he couldn’t enjoy sports games, but come on, are you kidding me? The guy resurrects an extinct Pokemon and somehow he’s only capable of playing sports games? Nah son. Nah.

Okay, I’m with you there.

If this was Season 1 only Gary I’d buy that.
but the Gary we know now would fit your description.

Gary is a huge nerd. And he will totally kick your ass in Mario Party.

Posted 1 day ago

suift-duroo:

Ash: Nintendo gamer. Loves everything Nintendo puts out. Pikmin, Mario, Zelda, Starfox, Metroid.

Misty: Really enjoys the mascot platformers on her old Playstation 2. Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Spyro, Crash Bandicoot. Hasn’t really stayed on top of new video games though.

Brock: Dating sims. Yeah.

Gary: Sports games. Madden, FIFA, Winning Eleven, etc.

May: Usually plays mobile games on her phone but gets really into games that allow local multiplayer with friends: Mario Kart, Mario Party, Towerfall, split screen Halo. For some odd reason she can beat everyone at these games without playing them a lot.

Max: Enjoys turn based strategy games like Fire Emblem, Hearts of Iron, and Civilization.

Drew: Japanese RPGs. Final Fantasy, Tales, Persona, Star Ocean, etc. Levels up all his chars to 99. Finds the optimal armor and weapons for all his chars. Gets really emotional over the story and characters (But don’t tell May).

Dawn: Casual motion controlled games. Stuff like Fruit Ninja and Dance Central because of how physical they are. Also really likes rhythm games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero.

Conway: Fighting games. Street Fighter, Tekken, King of the Fighters. Gets into the EVO Championships and is known in the fighting game community.

Paul: Paul doesn’t really play games. The closest game he plays is an ultra realistic Pokemon combat simulator that the league contracted for data analysis. It’s basically a spreadsheet simulator.

Kenny: Western RPGs with heavy emphasis on character customization. Skyrim, Mass Effect, Fallout. Kenny’s characters are very beefy and handsome.

Iris: “Games are for kids. I’d rather go outside.” 

Cilan: Point and click adventure games. Especially those with a mystery bent. Stuff like Sam and Max, Heavy Rain, Puzzle Agent, and Myst.

Trip: Real-time strategy games. Starcraft, Command and Conquer, Company of Heroes. Has an insane click per minute rating. Is on the Gold ladder on Battle.net.

Clemont: A hardcore PC gamer. Really enjoys MMORPGs like Final Fantasy XIV and EVE Online. Has a tricked out PC with the latest CPU and water cooled graphics card. Unfortunately the water cooling solution sometimes leaks… 

Bonnie: Stealth games. She’s surprisingly very good at sneaking and staying hidden.

Serena: Life management games. Stuff like The Sims, Idolmaster, and Aikatsu. Really enjoys Idolmaster and Aikatsu a lot though…

Disagreeing on Gary’s. I don’t know what anyone’s going off of there, I guess the whole ‘he’s a dick’ thing, but really? I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy wasn’t some sort of completion-ist. If anything, Gary’s the guy who plays Bioshock because he’s got some kind of science boner over Plasmids and Tears and infinite possibilities.

This is the guy who whips out Super Smash Brothers whenever friends come over, because he likes the challenge, but I bet you anything the same little nerd is playing WoW late at night organizing raids. That’s not to say he couldn’t enjoy sports games, but come on, are you kidding me? The guy resurrects an extinct Pokemon and somehow he’s only capable of playing sports games? Nah son. Nah.

Posted 2 days ago

a-hex-maniac:

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Tell me, guys… do I ever shut up about Pallet? I did this since I’m stuck on campus with nothing to do, and I need to keep my mind off stuff. Excuse the “M”. Better yet, ignore both the “M” and “I”. It was Ash who edited the template… it’s something to keep him motivated now that he is champion or something. This is to make me rest easier at night. 

Found template here (x).